Friday, July 23, 2010

Douchebag of the Week: Reggie Bush

Oh Reggie, Reggie, Reggie. What a fall from grace. Just five years ago, Reggie was leading USC to Pac-10 championships, winning the Heisman and of course gracing the cover of NCAA football '06. Then Reggie the great(insert sarcasm here) was drafted #2 overall by the New Orleans Saints. Everything seemed great for Mr. Wonderful, that is until this week.

For those of you haven't been following the situation, Reggie's family allegedly received over $300,000 in benefits from a sports marketing group, including a rent-free home for his family, and a new suit for Reggie to wear during the Heisman ceremony.

The findings through an NCAA investigation have caused USC to take Reggie's copy of the Heisman off of display at the university, and USC is also banned from the postseason in football for the next two seasons.

Poor USC fans. Imagine, all their games over the next two seasons are completely meaningless, because this idiot violated the rules. Reggie is going to make $8 million this year with the Saints, so don't cry for Reggie.

Not only is this guy an overrated primadonna, but he just ruined Saturdays for all of Los Angeles. Meanwhile, this jackass will be partying it up "in da club" with a bunch of big-bootyed hoe's . Some guys just have all the luck. I dare anyone to find a more overrated athlete than our first douchebag of the week. Congratulations Reggie, here's one award the NCAA can't take away!

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