Monday, July 26, 2010

Joakim Noah Buying a Bong? No Shit!

For those of you who don't check out you guys are really missing out.  They always have great content, and they always seem to find great stories.  This one made me laugh my ass off.

We all know Joakim Noah, that ugly descendant of Sasquatch that plays center for the Chicago Bulls.  Joakim, who won two National Championships with Florida, finally showed flashes of being a useful NBA player this season, averaging 10.7 points and 11 rebounds a game.  So what could possibly be the cause of Joakim stepping up his game?  Well the tonic folks, could be a little chronic.

According to Deadspin, Mr. Noah was spotted in March, in a part of town known as "headshop row".  Could he be there just for a friend, or looking for a pipe to smoke regular tobacco(who the fuck does that?) 

When I look at Noah, stoner is a label that fits, he's got that long unkempt hair, and a beard that resembles my first patch of pubic hair.  Weed maybe what kept him from going postal in Cleveland, so if Jo-Jo likes to smoke a little on the side, who am I to judge?  It is fitting that he plays for the Chicago Bowls...I mean Bulls.

Doesn't dude look like Sasquatch?

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