We all know Joakim Noah, that ugly descendant of Sasquatch that plays center for the Chicago Bulls. Joakim, who won two National Championships with Florida, finally showed flashes of being a useful NBA player this season, averaging 10.7 points and 11 rebounds a game. So what could possibly be the cause of Joakim stepping up his game? Well the tonic folks, could be a little chronic.
According to Deadspin, Mr. Noah was spotted in March, in a part of town known as "headshop row". Could he be there just for a friend, or looking for a pipe to smoke regular tobacco(who the fuck does that?)
When I look at Noah, stoner is a label that fits, he's got that long unkempt hair, and a beard that resembles my first patch of pubic hair. Weed maybe what kept him from going postal in Cleveland, so if Jo-Jo likes to smoke a little on the side, who am I to judge? It is fitting that he plays for the Chicago Bowls...I mean Bulls.
|Doesn't dude look like Sasquatch?|