Sunday, July 25, 2010

What the Hell Happened to Lindsay Lohan?

Lets take a trip back to 2004.  Things were grand, I was still a young naive teenager.  The Chargers had their first winning season since 1995.  Janet Jackson's saggy tittie popped out, sending the whole nation into a panic.  But for me, Lindsay Lohan was definitely a big highlight.

You see, Mean Girls, the breakout hit by the yummy Lohan, was a huge box-office smash, making over $100 million.  It looked like Lindsey was poised for super-stardom.  She was ridiculously hot, with the red hair, big fake boobies(allegedly) and had a little bit of thickness going on.

Fast forward to 2010, Lindsay is an absolute disaster.  Her film career is as dead as Abraham Lincoln, she started doing cocaine(allegedly) and she looks all tweaked out.  Now don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick her out of the sack, but she definitely dropped a few points on the Kevin scale of hotness.  Let's take a look, shall we?

Lindsay circa 2004

Take a look at the picture on the left.  This is Lindsay in her prime of hotness, sometime in 2004.  Shes rocking the wavy red hair, nice looking smile and a rack that could make grown men cry.

 Now look at the pic in the lower-right.  She looks retarded, her skin looks older, and the blond hair doesn't do it for me.  She looks much older now, perhaps a couple of shots of botox could be in order.  Learn your lesson young ladies.  Don't chain-smoke, drink excessively, or start dating bull-dyke's.  Live your life by these rules, and you will avoid becoming a jailbird like our young Lindsay.

                                                       

3 comments:

  1. I never really found her attractive ever. Naturally, i agree that she is waaaay worse now, but i never really found her hot.

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  2. I thought she was way hot back in the day.

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  3. Thats So funny and i agree she never was that hot...her voice is annoying

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