Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Random Thoughts: Applebees
Applebee's is a pretty decent place, passable food at passable prices. You can have a cheap Sam Adams to go with your overcooked steak. And at the restaurant I frequent, they always seem to have good-looking waitresses. You have to love a place that has delicious eye-candy.
They also have a pretty kick-ass happy hour. Who doesn't love half-price wings and beer. Shit, the way I am describing this place, it seems like heaven on Earth. But wait, there's so much more.
I'm starting to think the bastards in the kitchen are screwing with me. I went in there tonight, looking forward to some cheap, delicious wings. I left with a small child in my colon. As I am typing this, it feels like the insides of my stomach are being ripped to shreds. I'm pounding a concoction of Pepto, and Rolaids.
So next time you are enjoying some cheap eats, and hot waitresses, remember you will pay for it later. $4 wings are just too good to be true. Do your insides a favor, and pass next time. Or your toilet will be colors you've never seen before.
Posted by Kevin Charity at 1:37 AM