Friday, September 3, 2010

Douchebag of the Week: Jesse James

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Heavily tattooed reality star Jesse James has been involved in the news lately.  He was the star of the show, "Monster Garage," a show I have never watched.  He didn't come to my attention, until it was announced that he was marrying superstar Sandra Bullock.  Before that, he was married to porn star Janine, and some other broad before that.

James and Bullock were involved in a very ugly, and very public divorce just a few months ago.  He allegedly engaged in infidelity with numerous, heavily tattooed models.  There was even a pic of one of his ladies dressed up as a Nazi, apparently since Jesse is down with that.

If you readers haven't been following the saga of this low-life, apparently now he is dating tattoo slut Kat Von D.  They came out in public last night at a gathering for her tattoo work. 

First of all, after a very public divorce, which he basically spat in the face of the most popular actress, you would think that dude might want to lay low for a little bit.  Stepping out at a big Hollywood event is probably not going to make the negative image of you dissipate.  But as the old cliche goes, "There's no such thing as bad publicity," and Jesse is definitely all over the web.

The funniest part of this whole charade was Jesse whining to the press, "I deserve a chance to be happy."  Dude come on, you crushed America's Sweetheart, and now you want to be a martyr?  The best thing to do is to keep your mouth shut, your only digging yourself a bigger hole.

Also, check out the pic on this article, that I saw on the TMZ site.  Doesn't Kat look a.)  a little fat, or b.) preggers?

So give it up for Jesse James, you truly are a scumbag, and more importantly, your the newest "Douchebag of the Week!"

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