Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Coco Crisp looks to Craigslist for help

Baseball players and athletes in general have a busy life.  Constant travel, little time off during the season, life can get pretty hectic sometimes.  That is why a professional athlete needs to stay grounded, and find ways to balance their lifestyle.  In the case of Coco Crisp, outfielder for the Oakland A's, you look to Craigslist.

Crisp(or someone with a little too much time on their hands) put an ad on the Los Angeles section of Craigslist, looking to hire someone to help him out with his many arduous tasks.  The ad said he is looking for someone who will:  "set up appointments, bill paying, personal shopping, dinner parties", and my personal favorite, light housework, etc...

Did I mention the gig pays 40K a year, and comes with free room and board?  Oh, and you must submit a resume, and a picture.  Women need only apply.

Essentially, Mr. Crisp is looking for a hot piece of ass to take care of business when he is away, and someone to bang when he's at home.  I mean, why else ask for the broads picture.  It's not like he's looking to hire Mrs. Doubtfire.  He is also one of the few people I've seen in the last five years that still uses an AOL e-mail account.

It seems strange for a MLB player to resort to Craigslist to find an assistant.  The only reason people use Craigslist is to find a prostitute to screw on those lonely, horny nights.  However, of all people to do make an account for, why Coco?  I mean, hes a relatively obscure outfielder.  Check out the ad here.

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