Friday, November 12, 2010

Tyler Perry is a fucking hack!

Perry's character Madea
Tyler Perry is slowly taking over the world.  TBS plays the shitty sitcoms he has developed around-the-clock.  Those shows have been sold into syndication, meaning that in a given day, its possible to see "House of Payne" more than 10 times a day.  That unfunny show with the lead actor that can't even speak clear English, and the black equivalent of Kathy Bates.  I think to myself, "Man I gotta get away from this twat, I'm taking my ass to the movies!"

Nope, can't get away from him.  The guy shits out a movie every three weeks, it seems like.  He has a new piece of crap out called "For Colored Girls."  At least he's telling white people like me to stay away from it.  Despite horrid reviews, and a no-name cast, it made $20 million last weekend.  In fact, his films have grossed over $400 million, and he's the sixth highest paid person in Hollywood, according to Forbes.

Grandmama, notice a similarity
Now he move on to Madea.  Madea is a tall-old bitch, that curses, smokes, and smacks people around.  People eat it up, and Madea has appeared in about 60 films(or so it seems.)  There's Madea goes to Jail, Diary of a Mad Black Women, and the upcoming Madea takes it in the Sludge(OK, I made that one up.)  Tyler Perry just likes to dress in drag, so I am guessing that is the reason for the constant appearances.  However, someone should sue Perry, because it is a clear rip-off of Grandmama.

Who is Grandmama, you're asking?  Well, former NBA star Larry Johnson dressed in drag as a high-flying Grandma who could dunk like no other in the old school converse commercials.  The character also appeared on an episode of Family Matters, helping Steve Urkel win a 2-on-2 basketball tournament, after Eddie dumped him for a better player.  Anyway, Madea is a clear rip-off of Grandmama.  Grandmama appeared in popular culture around 1993.  Tyler Perry's stage plays started appearing around 1998.  Personally, I think Perry based his Madea character on Grandmama.  Come on people, I can't be the only person who sees this.  Perry makes terrible movies, even worse television shows, but racks in the millions.  Larry Johnson deserves a cut, because Tyler Perry is a fucking hack!

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