Friday, December 24, 2010

Douchebag of the Week: Hayley Williams

Hayley Williams, the sort of cute, but flat-chested frontwoman of Paramore has been in the news lately.  Two of the band's founding members, drummer Zac Farro, and guitarist Josh Farro left the band this week, under less than pleasant circumstances.  Williams immediately jumped to Paramore's website to address the situation, saying that the two members "didn't want to be here," while the Farro brothers paint a different picture here.  So what is the story behind the split?

Well, by many accounts alleged by the Farro brothers, Williams portrays her fellow bandmates as "hired guns," who are unable to make it on their own.  Her parents(who also were her managers) told the now former band members, that Paramore was Hayley's solo project.  Now, there are two sides to every argument, so why have I chosen to side with the disgraced bandmates?  Well, there is much evidence to support their claims.

When Paramore started to achieve mainstream success with their sophomore album, "Riot," Williams achieved much of the publicity, and her bandmates were treated as her subordinates.  As the bands popularity continued to rise, the ego of Williams continued to grow as well.  She even crossed over to pop, with her contribution to that "airplanes" song.  She is obviously trying to make a crossover into shitty, generic pop, a la Gwen Stefani.

I admit, I am a Paramore fan, they have been a bit of a guilty pleasure in between my metal and hardcore records.  Williams has a decent voice, and unlike most "pop" stars, she actually writes most of her own lyrics.  She's cute in that obtainable way, I see her, and I think I could actually bang her, unlike most pop stars.  However, if you listen to the bands new record, and follow the band, the demise was foreshadowed.

Williams comes off as the bitch in this situation.  She puts up a cliche-riddled "sorry to see them go," message, while her bandmates portray her in a different light.  The challenge for the flat-chested singer will be to write hit songs with Josh Farro, who helped write much of their music.  Then once what's left of Paramore is gone, she can make terrible songs like Katy Perry about kissing girls, and licking ass.  The only difference is I would give my left nut to spin Katy Perry's ass on my shaft, while I'd just buy Hayley dinner at Outback Steakhouse.  Average looking girls rarely make it in pop.  Sorry Hayley.

Don't worry Hayley, when we look back at your Behind the Music story, we can talk about how your massive ego led to the demise of a successful band, and that time you won the "Douchebag of the Week!"  P.S. get a tit job! 
 

17 comments:

  1. Un post totalmente machista. Gracias por habernos dejado evr de qué pata cojeas.
    Un saludo desde España.

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    1. "A post totally sexist. Thanks for leaving us which leg limp evr.
      Greetings from Spain."

      Hail Google Translate!! :D

      PS- The album is the worst thing I've ever heard

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  3. That ps message make me lol so hard I scared my parents.

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  4. 2013 and Paramore is still going strong with a new album coming out. Hayley writes the lyrics, always has; Farro only wrote the music. Paramore still has that genuine Paramore sound and have been releasing gems like Monster and Renegade... Seems like Taylor and Jeremy love being in Paremore. Seemed more like Josh wanted to be the star and because Hayley got a lot of attention he whined like a little bitch and left. Hayley breaking up with him probably didn't help either.

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    1. LOL the album is soo badd.. I'd prefer miley cyrus or lindsay lohan over this crap

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    2. I'm sorry, but the 2013 album (Paramore) is NOTHING like When Everything Falls, Riot!, nor Brand New Eyes. Hayley not only abandoned the Farro bros BEFORE the initial start up of the band, but she was contracting with Atlanta records BEHIND the entire band's backs. 2016, EVEN Jeremy Davis has left Paramore and its now Pop-style (albeit on apparent good conditions). Taylor York and Hayley is all that is left......... Taylor is really the MVP, sticking out and riding behind Hayley's glory; anyone willing to put up with that, unfortunately, has lost passion for the band scene, the quality of music they wrote, and the reality that this has become yet another pop-singer sell out trend. A VERY sad day for an alternative fan, as well as once-former-long-term fan of Paramore.....

      P.S. Hayley legit is a dick and douchebag in person. Anyone willing to say her fans (despite it being Paramore as a whole back then) are shitty needs to re-evaluate their music career.

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  5. I agree with this article, but jeez you're an asshole. Hayley ain't average looking dude, she's fucking hot, and has in my opinion the best female voice ever, apart from that yes, it's saddening to see her ego grow with her popularity. Let's face it though, it's not gonna be easy if you're a bunch of guys in a band with a beautiful lead vocalist.

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  6. There are plenty of female fronted bands that are amazing. A lot hotter and better than hayley for damn sure and they don't have an ego. This is band had basically been her solo career. Shame they could've made better music

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  7. if calling a female musician a "flat chested singer" repeatedly in an piece of writing isn't being a douche then i don't know what is. Come back when you learn to respect women dude

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  8. I just stopped by to laugh at the moron who wrote this.

    What are the Farro Brothers doing now? Teaching guitar and drum lessons at a local music store to 8 years olds?

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    1. Zac has his own band "Halfnoise" and Josh is releasing his solo debut album on February 2016, I listen to his songs, they are really good! Paramore self titled album is mediocre, songs are lame and forgetable and they have lost another member recently

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  9. Totally spot on!!!! Hayley is a no-talent whore! Although, I would let her suck my dick.

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  10. Ha! What's the issue with referring to her as a sex object? In her lyrics she refers to men as mere mindless fish! If you are going to objectify, prepare to be objectified,

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  11. Wow for someone who apparently "isn't going to make it" she sure came pretty far. But yeah I agree with you she is a BITCH. I don't even need to get to know her personally to figure that out just from her facial expressions and holier then thou way she acts and the stories I've heard.

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