Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Douchebag of the Week: Legedu Naanee

Naanee, an average wide receiver for the San Diego Chargers found himself in a heap of trouble last week in Indiana.  Naanee was arrested for public intoxication and resisting arrest.

The incident took place when Naanee stumbled onto an active crime scene.  The on-site authorities said that Naanee reeked of booze, and asked the officer "Why are you being such an asshole."

The cops tried to remove Naanee from the scene, but were met with defiance.  Finally, the officers maced him, and took him away in handcuffs.

Our friend Legedu then did my favorite thing that athletes do:  He pulled the "do you know who I am card."

Yes Legedu, you are barely an NFL receiver.  I, as a Charger fan, have heard that you have a ton of promise.  Yet you haven't really done much, since you missed 6 games due to an assortment of injuries.  Most NFL fans know you, since they picked you up on their fantasy squads after you looked like a stud in Week 1 of the NFL season.  They subsequently dropped your sorry ass two weeks later.

I am a lifelong Charger fan, and I would have trouble picking your face out of a lineup.  So imagine the confusion the Indy police department must have felt when you told them you were an NFL player.  At first glance, I would think you were some reggae singer with your ridiculous-looking dreads.  If a die-hard Charger wouldn't recognize you, what makes you think a Midwestern police force would?  Get real, Legedu.

Naanee is due to be a free agent, and has surely run his course in San Diego.  Someone with obvious character flaws and questionable talent will not be in demand on the open market.  Legedu committed a big boo-boo.

Free agency can be a period of great uncertainity, but one thing is certain Mr. Naanee, you are the newest Douchebag of the Week!

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