|Screenshot from Custer's Revenge|
Naturally, I turned to my trusty friend Google, and looked for some of the most terrible video games known to man. I then stumbled upon a company called Mystique, which produced "adult" video games for the Atari platform in the early 80's, before yours truly was alive.
Almost all of their games were panned across the board, however one game in particular caught my eye; the game called Custer's Revenge.
The game, inspired by the greatly inept General Custer, features nothing about a shit-kicking cowboy sporting nothing but a cavalry hat, boots, a bandanna, oh, and a huge boner. Yes, that is correct, Custer has a rocket in his pocket. The object of the game is to rape a large breasted Indian women named Revenge. That's right folks, a game truly ahead of its time.
Custer's Revenge sparked a great deal of controversy back in 1982 when it was released, pissing off Indian groups and feminists to boot. The game wasn't panned so much for these reasons, it was the shoddy gameplay that did it in.
The back packaging of the game said, "She's not gonna take it laying down, by George! Help is on the way, he's coming." Subtle marketing at it's finest.
|Screenshot from Beat Em & Eat Em, look out below ladies!|
I found both of these games on Ebay, and the bidding isn't too crazy at all. Perhaps it might be worth your time to check it out. I will be looking for an emulator as we speak!