Thursday, March 24, 2011

Bam Margera Gets Beaten by a Woman....Again

Jackass star Bam Margera was in the news today, although not for getting branded, or eating cow shit.  Nope, Bam was attending the SXSW festival in Texas, when a group of drunken idiots(I'm assuming) began to harass him.

Bam then targeted a fat girl in the group, and called her a "sea otter" and "beached whale."  He also said that she should "be in Alaska, and not in Texas, because she is a whale."

The woman's friend knocked Bam to the ground, and the beached whale delivered the knockout blow, sending Bam to a seven minute nap.  However, this is not the first time Bam got a beatdown from the hands of a lady.

Just last year, Margera was attacked by a 59-year-old lady brandishing a baseball bat.  The attack led to a trip to the intensive care unit.

Over the years of television, and the three Jackass films, Margera has hurt himself dozens of time.  Crashing into buildings, having his ass branded, being shot with marbles, no matter what he always gets right back up and takes more abuse.

In the last two Jackass films, the other members of the idiot clan have had a good time with Margera's serious phobia with snakes.  If there is a fourth film, the most comical thing to do, would be to put Bam in a pit with a fat chick, and a crazy old lady holding a baseball bat.  The scene would be a big hit!

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