Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Call me Crazy: I don't get the Appeal of Mila Kunis
Perhaps it was her role in "That 70's Show" that has soured me on Mila. That show was overrated in my opinion, and Kunis was about as funny as a rusty nail in the eye. Somehow she lasted nine seasons on that show. If it were I producing, I would have had her eaten by bears. Do they have bears in Wisconsin?
She also plays another annoying character, voicing Meg Griffin on "Family Guy." Again, Meg is a punchline for Peter and Stewie to exploit. I am sure she has made a nice living voicing the role, but Meg is one of the most unpopular characters in recent TV. Thanks to Meg, the sound of Mila's voice makes me want to blow my head off.
We move on to her films. While I have not seen her critically acclaimed role in "Black Swan," I did see the lesbian scene with Natalie Portman. As far as simulated lesbian sex goes, it was pretty boring. Not a lot of kissing and no boobs. Color me unimpressed.
Men all over the world drool over this chick. I am not saying she is ugly or anything, but if you put a gun to my head, I could think of 50 other celebs I would rather get with. It's kind of hard for me to fantasize about a chick who had Macaulay Culkin balls deep in her. Her voice alone is enough to drive me to deafness.
I am not a Kunis hater by any means. She is a good looking chick, who has had a few annoying roles. I just do not understand why America's men, and some women are obsessed with her. I'll stick to Amanda Seyfried, thank you very much.
Posted by Kevin Charity at 10:55 PM