Thursday, August 25, 2011

Lenny Dykstra Can't Keep it in his Pants

As a sports fan, and a very amateur blogger, I love stories that are hilarious. Everyone lives for the stories where an athlete hangs out with a cancer-stricken child, or saves someones live. I love when athletes fuck up. Former Mets and Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra committed such an offense.

Dykstra was charged for allegedly exposing himself to women he met on Craigslist. It is alleged that Dykstra found "victims" by posting ad's on Craiglist, seeking housekeepers and personal assistants. He has done this several times between 2009-2011, and could face a $1,000 fine and six months in jail for each count.

Dykstra is currently in jail, for car theft and drug possession. Suffice to say, Dykstra is in some big time trouble. I can't begin to even fathom what was going through this guy's head. Lets see, I will make an ad, then get some woman to respond, then I will whip it out. If the guy really wanted to show some lady his little slugger, he had many options that would have kept him out of a jail.

1. Post the same ad, but in "casual encounters": Here, it is expected that you show your dick to someone. It is populated by desperate people trying to get laid. Chances are, if Dykstra met some bitch here, he probably would not have some housekeeper named Lupita pressing charges,

2. Send dick pics to random girls: I bet 97% of guys have sent pics of their junk to various women over the years. Its part boredom, and part stupidity, as men seem to think that women will get turned on by pictures of our junk. Yet, we continue to do it. If Len does this, the chick can just delete the pics, and everything is alright.

Perhaps these options do not have the same thrill as scaring some poor, unsuspecting woman with his penis, but they would keep him out of trouble. Some guys just never learn.

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