Friday, May 6, 2011
This character is Freddy Krueger, the villain from the "A Nightmare On Elm Street" films. I was exposed to these films at an entirely inappropriate age, by an older cousin. I watched the film, and was naturally frightened, but I fell asleep with a hitch that night. Later on my jackass cousin decided to chase me around in full Freddy gear, and chased me around the house, where I took shelter in a closet. Ever since then, I have had these dreams. What makes the matter even more creepy, is the fact that the character kills people in their dreams.
Some of the dreams are legitimately frightening. There is one where I am taking a shower, and the shower head turns into his arm, and he starts ripping out my intestines. There are others like these, although some of them are actually absurdly funny.
I had one dream where Urkel, Gary Coleman, Freddy, and myself drive around in a van solving mysteries. It basically Scooby-Doo, but no animals speak. The most bizarre part of the dream is that Freddy speaks with a Scottish accent, wears a kilt, and smokes a pipe. We went back in time and saved Abraham Lincoln from being shot; and then the alarm went off.
I love horror movies, but for some reason, Krueger has always managed to scare the shit out of me, and forced me to revert to that helpless child, hiding in the closet. (insert gay joke here.) No matter what I do, the dreams always surface, even as an adult. Would therapy be the cure for what haunts me? Perhaps medication? Either way, the dreams can be quite debilitating.
When I made my preseason predictions, I had the Indians pegged for a last place finish, and 104 losses. Aside from Justin Masterson and Fausto Carmona, I could not name another member of their starting rotation. The team was patched together with journeymen like Orlando Cabrera and Jack Hannahan, one-time top prospects like Matt LaPorta and Michael Brantley who have yet to live up to the hype. However, through the first month of the campaign, everything has come together.
Currently the Indians have the best record in all of baseball, sitting atop the AL Central with a 20-9 record. They also have baseball's best run differential at +49. They have a well-balanced attack, as they are 3rd in the AL with a 3.35 ERA. Their offense has been mighty powerful, as they are 7th in baseball in runs, 5th in homers, and 2nd in on-base percentage. The Indians aren't squeaking past teams; they are pounding them.
A popular topic of Indians baseball were the failed trades of all-world pitchers Cliff Lee and C.C. Sabathia. Well Carlos Carrasco, acquired for Lee, has become a decent back-end starter, posting a 4.97 ERA so far this season. Two players acquired for Sabathia, first baseman/outfielder Matt Laporta, and outfielder Michael Brantley have been stalwarts thus far. Brantley has hit .317/.402/.396, while walking more than he strikes out. LaPorta is slugging .500, with 4 HR's and 16 RBI's. Even guys like Travis Hafner and the oft-injured Grady Sizemore have enjoyed an early season renaissance.
The pitching staff is led currently by Justin Masterson and Josh Tomlin. Masterson, acquired for Victor Martinez, looks like a an early season Cy Young candidate, posting a perfect 5-0 record, with a 2.25 ERA. Josh Tomlin has been equally as effective, with a 4-1 record, and a 2.43 ERA, to go with an outstanding 0.81 WHIP.
The Indians remind me of the 2010 Padres. A team that no one expected to contend, yet keeps trucking along. Unlike the Padres, the Indians are hitting, but many of them are playing well above their career averages, and the question is, can the Indians sustain this fast start?
Honestly, they could. The universal favorites, the Chicago White Sox and Minnesota Twins are playing awful, and look extremely flawed. The Royals are in the mix, but they are likely to fade. As crazy as it sounds, the Indians are legitimate playoff contenders