Tuesday, May 8, 2012

John Travolta is Gay??? Ah Jeez!

John Travolta has been in the news lately, and is not because we are getting a sequel of 'The General's Daughter.' No kids, Travolta is involved in a gay sex scandal, as two masseuses claim that Travolta came onto them sexually. One of the gentlemen claims that Johnnie tried to give him a handie.

One of the masseuses is suing Travolta for $2 million, for pain and suffering, which is understandable, as the lawsuit claims that Travolta has "unkempt" pubic hair. Travolta also claimed that Hollywood is run by gay Jewish men who expect sexual favors in return. The lawsuit also claims that Travolta also enjoys the taste of semen, and has an eight-inch dong.

This is not the first time Travolta has been accused of being gay, and there are a few things that do not quite add up in this lawsuit. First, the plaintiff(the masseuse) claims that Travolta does in fact have an eight-incher. If some fat, past his prime actor put his dick in my face, I would not have the time to add the inches. I would probably run out of the room, and into the nearest door. Also, where do they come up with $2 million? I suppose it is to extort as much money as possible from a millionaire, but is $2 million a fair price?

Look at the facts. Travolta ASKED the guy to jerk him, and according to the statement, apologized for his behavior. Travolta did not try and rape him, and stopped before an assault took place. I would say it was a weird, minor incident. If Travolta did this to me, I would probably be cool with a few thousand, and Season 1 of 'Welcome Back Kotter' on DVD. Second, Travolta also offered to let the masseuse bang his wife, the still delightful Kelly Preston. Travolta allegedly told the guy that 'his wife wanted to be double-penetrated. Shit, a chance to bang the star of 'Twins?' Sign me up, as long as we do not cross swords. I mean, how many people can say they participated in a threeway with a couple of movie stars?

So, Travolta likes a little dick on the side? It is no reason for him to get sued. He tried to make everything right in my opinion. However, how much dick did Travolta have to suck to get a green light on 'Battlefield Earth?' I am sure it would make Jenna Jameson blush.

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